For Couples Celebrating The Ultimate Anti-Valentine’s Day
March 14 is the anti-Valentine’s Day to end all red-and-pink romantic hallmark dreams. Yes, it’s a thing, and it’s real name is Steak and Blow Job Day, hereafter politely referred to as Steak and BJ Day. To celebrate this questionably-needed day, we offer you 14 Steak and BJ Day gift ideas for your husband, lover or other manly man.
1. The Perfect Steak and BJ Gift Idea Your Husband Is Guaranteed To Love
This one is a bit of a no-brainer. Present his steak in the sauciest, sexiest, most fun lingerie on earth. (Well, certainly the best in your lingerie drawer.) Outfit yourself in [ENCLOSED] knickers or body lingerie, and pour on the steak sauce.
2. The Wagyu Beef Rolls Royce of Headphones
Ready to spend some serious coin? Get him the ultra-best in audio with the HIFIMAN HE1000 V2 Over Ear Planar Magnetic Headphones. If beautiful design and total luxury are his thing, then this is a sexy gift. And how do you present your Steak and Blow Job Day gift? Wearing nothing but headphones and lingerie. Boom.
3. The Steak and BJ Day Gift Idea For The Meat Man
Of course, you get him an awesome gift for grilling. But what does that entail? Let the dudes down at Mancrates take care of the Steak and BJ Day gift with the Mancrate grilling crate. If you are someone who really doesn’t like giving blow jobs, just fill him up with meat and perhaps he’ll be so satisfied you’ll be off the hook. 
4. Here’s The Rub: The Dirtiest Sounding Steak And BJ Day Gift Idea
Give him a good rub-down this Steak And BJ Day with well, meat rub. No, we are not getting dirty here (although you might), with these extra-saucy meat rubs. If you do like giving him a BJ, don’t overdo this one or he may be a little ahem, spent. So, here’s the rub . . .
5. The No Outfit Needed Steak And BJ Day Gift Idea
You don’t even need to choose an outfit for this Steak And BJ Day gift idea. You just need to perhaps do your hair (your hair down there?) and get cookin’ (literally.) What we have in mind is good old fashioned naked dinner. Set the table, or spread a blanket on the floor and eat what you please. Steak and babysitter recommended.
6. The Total Madness Steak And BJ Day Gift Idea
It’s no coincidence that Steak And BJ Day falls just before March Madness. So, what’s your Steak And BJ Day gift to him? Send him out for a night with the boys during March Madness. And the total bonus? You get a night in with your sweet self or out with your friends. Win win, no tournament needed.
7. The Cliché Steak And BJ Day Gift Idea For The Manly Man
This Steak And BJ Day gift idea is so classic, it’s a cliché. Power tools from the power brand, Craftsman. Hey, you might get some home repairs as a result.
8. The Not-So-DIY Steak and BJ Gift Idea For The Meat Man
Cut right to the bone. (Get it?) Surprise your man on this day of steak-celebration with a Steak of the month or meat of the month gift from Butcher Box. So, Surprise him with a nice Tenderloin, and make him go tender in his loins (if you know what we mean.)
9. The Steak and BJ and Beer Gift Idea
Craft beers are like fine lingerie; diverse, hand-crafted and endlessly wonderful to explore. So, help him explore on Steak and BJ Day with a Craft Beer Club Membership.
10. The Steak and BJ Day Gift Idea For The Guy Who Loves You (almost) As Much As His Porsche
He’s already obsessed with his Porsche. Let him ride with that love. Introduce him to DeMan Motorsport where he can fine tune his car, go to races, the pavement is the limit.
11. Holy Smoke! The Perfect Cigar Lover‘s Steak and BJ Day Gift Idea
Legend has it that the best Cuban cigars are rolled by women on their thighs. Why not roll your man a cigar every month with the Cigar of the Month Club Gift Idea For Steak and BJ Day?
12. The Hottest Steak And BJ Day Gift Idea
Steak and BJ Day is all about keeping things hot, so why not do so literally with the gift of hot sauce? (No, not you, hot lady, but the kind in a bottle.) Check out Fuego box for a super-hot Steak And BJ Day gift idea.
13. The Covert Yet Elegant Flask Gift Idea
He’s classy, yet sly. He’s got a passion for a highly-specific brand of whisky and must have it on him at all times. Enable this obsession with a fine Bond-worthy sterling silver hip flask from Sir Jacks.
14. Naughty S&M Playing Cards
Not just a blowjob! Sexy card games are some of the easiest to play because all you need is a deck of Sex & Mischief cards from Kinkly and a little imagination!
15. The Sexy Artsy Steak and BJ Day Gift For Both Of You
Record your Steak and BJ Day celebrations with the Love Is Art Kit. Perhaps even trace the steak so you remember this delicious dinner?
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15. The OG Steak and BJ Day Website
Yes, there is an “official” Steak and BJ Day website. At least there used to be. We are not sure what became of this brilliant company that even had a merchandise section. They do still have an Instagram presence which is delightfully PG and safe for work.
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