The DEFINITIVE list of all PANTY Quotes in Orange is the New Black

Panties, Panties, Panties

[Enclosed] loves panties. Orange is the New Black has a storyline about panties. Naturally, [Enclosed] loves Orange is the New Black.

We all know that for the past two seasons of Orange is the New Black, Piper’s illegal panty business has been smuggling inmates’ used panties out of Litchfield Penitentiary and into the black market. If you haven’t watched the series yet, (woops!) major spoiler alert! In Season 3, Whispers, an intimate apparel company, employs Piper and several other inmates to make lingerie for their company within the prison. Piper eventually develops the idea for fellow inmates to wear stolen underwear from Whispers and sell them online for cash. The drama surrounding her panty escapades gets even in juicier Season 4 when other inmates start their own illegal panty business… 

Of course, [Enclosed] being a panty business itself, just HAD to do a post dedicated to all things panties in Orange is the New Black. After all, all panties are panties–illegal, smuggled, stolen.. or NOT.

 

The ultimate list of all PANTY quotes in Seasons 3 & 4 of OITNB

Test yourself to see how well you know these quotes (Who, what, when, where, why?!) Also… in no particular order–since all panties are created equal.

  1. Today’d panty smuggler, tomorrow’s Fortune 500. Sisters are doing it for themselves.
  2. We have captive women, and we have underwear.

  3. You jacked my panties, I jack your girls.

  4. Anyway I thought you should know, I saw your friend stealing scraps of panties.

  5. Somebody’s getting a little big for her panties, I think.

  6. Like, first, we was chosen by little white dude with the sneakers to sew panties for Whispers.

  7. I need your panties. What? 

  8. Bitch, you never left the Bush era, judging by all that creeping from your panties.

  9. That’s true. How much we ever gonna make off panties?

  10. You’re telling me that somebody’s making money off of dirty panties?

  11. I mean, ever since the panties dried up, we were… we were in real trouble, but babies bring luck and inspiration.

  12. I can’t walk around in my butt-bag panties and my granny bra.

  13. You see that? We making panties?

  14. Some of us girls have also been noticing panties. Why don’t you just, uh, leave the strip-searching up to us? Not the regular panties. The fancy ones from the sewing job. Slutty panties. Well, I think they’re pretty. Shouldn’t we be focusing on gang activity? Girls wearing panties sounds pretty harmless to me.

  15. Don’t you think the people buying these panties will feel weird if they knew a bunch of felons made them?

  16. This is how we get the girls to wear the panties.

  17. So, you tell me how this is gonna work. “Hi, Gerber, how do you feel about marching past security with a bunch of dirty panties shoved down your pants”

  18. You can buy dirty schoolgirl panties for, like, I don’t know, 10,000 yen.

  19. Neri is selling extra panties on the side.

  20. What you care about is that you’re illegally smuggling women’s panties out of a women’s prison.

  21. We’re selling crusty jail panties to perverts.

  22. Neri’s knock-off prison panties aren’t the problem.

  23. Forty-two pairs of beautiful, sweaty panties, painstakingly crafted over days at a time, and they don’t even make a dent in the orders.

  24. You get to make your meals partially-edible and wear panties that make your butts happy.

  25. Those saggy prison panties been depressing my cheeks.

  26. What the f*ck are you talking about? I need your panties. What? Well, I will give you the panties, but I need you to wear them. I need your vag sweat. And maybe some, um, colorless discharge. I’m starting a business selling stinky panties to perverts. 

  27. Wait, this is genius. What if the panties were flavored? Like, this girl only ate strawberries for a week.

  28. Those saggy prison panties been depressing my cheeks.

  29. Anyways, moving on, people are already asking for some very weird stuff… Huh. Like murder panties.

  30. And are those same men that would shame me not the same men that would wear my panties on their faces, inhaling deeply?”

  31. For when these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character

  32. Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world.

 

17 of the BEST Subscription Gift Boxes

Gift Box Recommendations for Everyone. . .

Who doesn’t love subscription gift boxes? They’re simple, unique, and a fun treat to always look forward to in the mail–a true gift that doesn’t stop giving. With all the various types of subscription boxes that you can gift these days, [Enclosed] has sorted through the best ones and come up with a list of 17 recommendations that you just can’t miss. The days of dreaded present shopping are over– say HELLO to subscription boxes that will make even the hardest person to shop for smile!

Runnerbox: For the Fit Friend

Price: $25/month; delivered every other month
If your friend is a gym addict or training for a marathon, then they would love Runnerbox! A fitness geared subscription box, Runnerbox delivers a gift box every other month that includes energy bars, gels, protein shakes, and other accessories to keep your fit friend in tip top shape.


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Lucky Tackle Box: For the Fisherman Dad

Price: $15-$24/month; depending on which type of fish you want baits for
This subscription gift box is perfect for the dad who loves spending his time outdoors getting in touch with nature and fish. We recommend gifting him with this handy box that will deliver the best type of baits for multiple species of fish–His gift will arrive just in time for his monthly fishing trip!

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Bump Box: For the Expectant Momma

Price: $40/month
Bump Box is a great gift box service for an expectant mother that will deliver personalized pregnancy, baby, and lifestyle products from the beginning of her pregnancy to her child’s first birthday. We highly recommend this for a baby shower present!

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Nicely Noted: For your Grandma

Price: $20/month
A great recommendation gift for all the grandmas in the world who still love to send hand-written thank-you notes and invitations. With this gift box, they’ll get a break trying to figure out how to operate the newest tech gadget!

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Microbrewed Beer of the Month Club:For your Alcohol-Loving Uncle

Price: Starts at $28/month
If your uncle gets a little bit too drunk at family reunions, then there is a high chance that he would LOVE Microbrewed Beer Club of the Month. This subscription gift box sends him a selection of the finest 12 oz hand-crafted beers or six 750ml bottles of beer each month. 

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Elizabeth & Clarke : For the Working Momma

Price: Select between 1 shirt ($30/shirt), 2 shirts ($25/shirt), or 3 shirts ($20/shirt) per box.
A perfect subscription gift recommendation for a working mama! She will be sent a box of high-quality, timeless blouses each season (every 3 months) so that her wardrobe will get an automatic update without her having to take time out of her busy schedule to shop.

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California Wine Club: For your Parents’ Anniversary

Price: $39/month
Spoil your parents on their anniversary with a subscription box gift to California’s best winery. Each month they’ll receive a selection of California’s award-wining wines from artisan and family-owned wineries across the state.

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Nice Laundry: For your Stylish Boyfriend

Price: $49 Quarterly (every 3 months); each box has 7 pairs of socks
Nice Laundry sock subscription boxes will definitely make the recipient of these funky socks have well-dressed feet. Every three months, Nice Laundry delivers a gift of 6 pairs of socks (with 1 free special edition pair!) to your giftee. With their trendy designs and bright colors, Nice Laundry socks will add an unexpected pop to any guy’s outfit.

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Allure Beauty Box:For your Trendy Sister

Price: $15/month
A recommendation that won’t miss the mark: Gift her with Allure magazine’s beauty subscription box that includes deluxe samples and full sized products curated by Allure magazine’s editors each month!

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Le Parcel:For your Teenage Sister

Price: $15/month
Save your teenage sister who just started experiencing shark week a trip to the convenience store. Send her Le Parcel, a period-friendly gift subscription box that delivers tampons and pads during that time of the month. She’ll also love the additional chocolates and gifts included inside!

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KiwiCrate:For the Little Ones

Price: $20/month
Subscription gift boxes don’t all have to be for adults! Gift your little ones a subscription gift box from KiwiCrate that includes various DIY projects to keep their creative juices flowing. Although KiwiCrate is recommended for kids 5-8, they also make Koala crates for children 3-4, and Doodle crates for children 9-16+.

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Barkbox/ Meowbox: For your Other Little Ones

Price: $35/month: Barkbox, $23/month Meowbox
Looking for a monthly gift for your four-legged children? We recommend subscribing your furry friends to Barkbox or Meowbox: receive a fun gift box of unique toys, goodies, and treats each month that will have them wagging their tails and purring endlessly whenever their subscription box arrives!

Recommendation Gift Subscription box Barkbox dog bowtie

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Naturebox:For the Health Nut

Price: $20/month
With this health food themed subscription box, you can gift the health savvy one in your family delicious snacks that won’t break their diet.

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Raw Spice Bar:For the Aspiring Cooks

Price: $6/month; for 3 packets of freshly ground flavor kits
A subscription box recommendation that helps the finest chefs make world-class food. Raw Spice bar sources unique and authentic spices from all over the world and delivers them right to your giftee’s door step! This gift will allow your foodie friends to experience the rich taste of various cultures’ cuisines right in the comfort of their own homes.

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PopKarma:For the Gourmet Snack Lovers

Price: $130/3 months
Looking for the perfect housewarming present for your new neighbors? PopKarma gourmet popcorn subscription will make your neighbors love you! This gift box comes in a silver tin with freshly popped, sustainably grown popcorn made from natural food ingredients. We highly recommend this gift subscription if you want to treat anyone to a top quality version of a classic treat!

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Pig of the Month: For the Meat Lovers

Price: $119/3 months, Bacon of the month $199/3 months, BBQ of the month
Have a meat-lover in your life? We recommend gifting them with the ultimate subscription box from Pig of the Month. You can choose between the Bacon of the Month option, which delivers freshly seasoned bacon to your doorstep, or BBQ of the Month, which surprises the giftee with a tasty mix of meats cured in none other than sweet, smoky BBQ sauce.

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[ENCLOSED]: For all Women

Price: $55/month
The ultimate gift club recommendation for a lady: beautiful panties from [ENCLOSED]! Each month, her subscription will send her a luxurious pair of high-end panties wrapped in real rose petals in a keepsake box. Indulge her in a luxe gift to let her know how much you love her!

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Sexy Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

Mother’s Day Gift Ideas to Give The Mother Of Your Children This Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day is just around the corner and the mother of your children deserves something memorable this year. Looking for mother’s day gift ideas? Ditch the the boring traditional Mother’s Day gifts and opt for one of these sexy and romantic Mother’s Day gift alternatives.

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The Ultra-Feminine Sexy Gift Idea: Sexy Kimono

Pamper the mother of your children with this colorful chiffon robe from Naked Princess. This sexy Mother’s Day gift idea is both flirty and sultry.

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The Romantic  Mother’s Day Gift Idea: The Staycation

Get a babysitter and book a night at nice hotel downtown for the two of you. Enjoy a night out and going “home” to fresh sheets and ultra-plush hotel pillows. The best part? You don’t have to clean up after yourself.

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The (Slightly) Kinky Sexy Mothers Day Gift Idea: All Chained Up

For this sexy Mother’s Day Gift idea, ditch the traditional #1Mom jewelry and select a delicate belly chain.

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The Mother’s Day Gift Idea For the playful Mom

Dare to gift your wife this sexy Mother’s Day gift that will transport her to an imaginative world of play and fantasy with these cute Kitty Kat Headband. With these ears on the fun keeps going even after you’ve put the kids to  bed.

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The Sleepy Sexy Mothers Day Gift Idea: Blindfold for Your Dynamic Hot Mama

Because every mother needs more sleep. Gift her this KissKill blindfold as an alternative sexy Mother’s Day gift that she can use both for a good night of slumber or a naughty night of fun.

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The Mothers Day Gift Idea For Your Foodie: Dinner Courtesy of A Private Chef

Give the mother of your children a break using a sexy Mother’s Day gift such as this one. Hire a personal chef to cook as she unwinds for a romantic dinner for two.

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The Sensual Mother’s Day Gift Idea: A Sexy Bath of Roses

What better way to pamper her than with a relaxing bath of luxurious real rose petals? You get the champagne and candles, let FlyBoy Naturals take care of the flowers.  An unforgettable sexy Mother’s Day gift!

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The Classic Mother’s Day Gift Idea: Extravagant Arrangements

If you are going to go the traditional route you absolute MUST step it up and out-do the old grocery store variety.  Surprise her with an utterly stunning bouquet from Farmgirl Flowers – these gorgeous arrangements ship nationally! 

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The Ultimate Sexy Mother’s Day Gift: A Gift that Keeps On Giving

Celebrate your wife and the mother of your children all year-round with a subscription to Enclosed. This luxury monthly subscription box is just the thing to make her feel extra-special & loved month after month – the perfect sexy Mother’s Day gift that keeps on giving.

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Pimp My Pants Launches In The US

January 4, 2016, San Francisco, CA, USA. This Valentine’s Day, Enclosed, the world’s finest panty club, will exclusively feature the new UK-based high-end lingerie line, Pimp My Pants, for the brand’s official debut in the United States. “We are so excited to launch this unique handmade brand to our customers” said Enclosed founder, Antonia Townsend.

Elevator Loveheart Tie-Sides: Next Stop USA

This February Enclosed is introducing the “Elevator Loveheart Tie-Sides”, a classic side-tie bikini with a heart-shaped peek-a-boo in the back. Hand sewn from leavers lace and sumptuous silk satin ribbons, the side-ties add a flirtatious feel while guaranteeing a perfect fit for every body type as the knickers are ultra-adjustable.

Pimp My Pants’ Debut

The 21-year old founder of Pimp My Pants, Ellen Bowman, specializes in custom-made bohemian and burlesque-inspired styles. She comments, “Enclosed is the perfect venue for bringing my brand to a broader, international audience. I adore the idea of The Elevator being sent around the globe to Enclosed gift recipients, especially on Valentine’s Day.”

About Pimp My Pants

Pimp My Pants is the project of 21-year-old Ellen Bowman from Southsea, Hampshire, UK. The talented young designer is the CEO, Founder and everything else at Pimp My Pants. Each and every pair of Pimp My Pants knickers offered by Enclosed has been hand-sewed by Bowman herself, and her incredible eye for detail shows in every one of her beautiful pieces.

About Enclosed

Enclosed is the world’s most luxurious panty club. With Enclosed, you can give your lady superbly elegant knickers for one, three, six or twelve months, delivered in real rose petals and a keepsake box. These are not your average panties; Enclosed features luxury, niche brands you can’t find in a department store. Our knickers are hand selected – and often, even hand made – from the finest materials by designers from all over the globe. And every sale is backed by a 100% fit guarantee.

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Enclosed, Dogpatch-Based Start-Up, Sending Elves To An Office Near You

Real Live Elves Delivering Lingerie Across San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO – November, 17, 2015 – This Christmas, Enclosed, the world’s finest lingerie subscription club, will be releasing Knicker Elves across San Francisco, delivering holiday-wrapped lingerie. For two days in December, Enclosed’s Knicker Elves will be available to send gifts via Elf Delivery to a friend, wife, girlfriend or loved one’s office. Delivering her (or him!) luxury ladies panties, presented in our deluxe Christmas packaging complete with real rose petals – at no additional cost.

How To Get An Elf Delivery To Her Office Or Home

Enclosed’s Elf Deliveries will take place on December 10 and 11, to kick-off Santa-Con weekend. To qualify for the Elf Delivery, all you need to do is purchase a multi-month package with a shipping address within the 7×7 area of San Francisco by December 10. One of our Knicker Ladies will then contact you to coordinate the details (it is entirely optional, of course). Enclosed will match every Elf Delivery purchase with a donation to The San Francisco Local 798 Toy Program.

(While Enclosed’s panties can be saucy, our elf delivery is totally safe for work. It’s up to the recipient if they choose to open the package there or save it for later.)

Dogpatch Start-Up Making December Saucy

Based in the Dogpatch, Enclosed is a two-year-old ecommerce startup offering a curated lingerie gift service for anyone seeking a romantic gift for a woman. Enclosed founder Antonia Townsend adds, “Enclosed is all about delivering saucy, cheeky, intimate gifts. This year we are bringing our special brand of holiday cheer to our home city, San Francisco, in the form of Elves delivering panties across the 7×7.” She continues, “what could be more fun than a real, live elf delivering lingerie to your honey-bunny at their office.?”

Giving Back To San Francisco

Enclosed is not just giving joy to knicker-wearers. Each multi-month Elf Delivery purchase will be matched by a toy donation to the San Francisco Firefighters Local 798 Toy Program.

About Enclosed

Enclosed offers the world’s most luxurious lingerie subscription club. With Enclosed, you can send your lady superbly elegant knickers for one, three, six or twelve months surrounded by romantic rose petals in a keepsake box. No average lingerie subscription, Enclosed features luxury, niche brands you can’t find in a department store. Our knickers are hand selected – and often even hand made – from the finest silks and lace by designers from all over the globe. Every sale is backed by a 100% fit guarantee.

Bond Girls: What Knickers Would She Wear?

With the newest James Bond film, Spectre, set to hit theaters November 6, we’ve begun reminiscing about previous Bond Girls. From classic to seductive to playful and sporty, each Bond Girl has her own unique style. How would this translate to their lingerie?

The Cunning Siren

Xenia Onatopp is one of the strongest and deadliest of the Bond Girls, but don’t forget her deviously playful side! Athletic yet feminine, her favoured lingerie is dark and edgy — with a bit of black lace and a lot of seduction. When she’s not trotting around in styles like the Double Dutch Cake panty with lace-up details, you can catch her perusing our NSFW Clandestine Collection.

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Double Dutch Cake panty

The Down-to-Earth Heartbreaker

Giacinta “Jinx” Johnson is the Sporty Spice of the Bond Girls. She is streetwise and down-to-earth, with a cheeky sense of humour and an obvious need to tease. Her personal style is upbeat and sensible, which means she would kill for lingerie styles like the Icepop Boyshorts. Since she loves convenience, she’d be one of the first to sign up for our Panty Subscription Service.

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Icepop panty

The Preppy Coquette

Miranda Frost is one of the most educated of the Bond Girls. She’s an Ivy League smarty pants who is accustomed to getting what she wants. Since she loves high fashion and traditional designs, she’d warm right up to lingerie styles similar to the Double Bow Pie panty. Our One Year Panty Subscription lives up to her high expectations and perfectionist tendencies. Nothing but the best for this enchanting princess!

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Double Bow Pie panty

The Classy Vixen

Vesper Lynd is arguably the most sophisticated and enigmatic of the Bond Girls. Perfectly mannered and brilliantly seductive, she easily wins Bond’s heart and captivates his mind. Her style is timeless and classic, with impeccable attention to detail. When she’s not gliding around in classic high-waisted lingerie styles like the Black Sponge Cake panty, you’ll find her browsing photographs of designer Jenna Leigh’s elegant lingerie.

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Black Sponge Cake panty

The Alpha Woman

Of all the Bond Girls, Aki is the one who is most known for her self-reliance and confident, assured demeanour. Contrary to her strong personality, she favours soft, sheer fabrics in a variety of pastel shades. On the rare occasions when she allows you into her chambers, you might catch her in lingerie styles such as the Perfect Peach Bikini. Dating someone like Aki? You better bring along some appropriate Date Night Material.

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Perfect Peach Bikini

The Innocent Fawn

Tiffany Case is one of the most naïve and childlike of the Bond Girls. With her doe-eyed beauty and tantalising smile, she wins men over with her sweetness and innocent nature. She adores the finer things in life and her style is most certainly on the playful, whimsical side. The Grape Sorbet panty would tickle her fancy, as would this list of Eleven Sexy Gifts.

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Grape Sorbet Panty

The Chic Minx

 

At age 39, Pussy Galore is one of the oldest Bond Girls, yet she has just as much vitality as the younger Girls. Her style is classy with a large dose of retro charm. You can find this gorgeous straight-shooter parading around in lingerie styles like the Dessert Plate panty. Since she’s always on the move, any man she’s with is strongly advised to consider a Long Distance Relationship gift.

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Dessert Plate Panty

Which Bond Girl is your wife or girlfriend most like?

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Totally Devoted: 11 Reasons Why Your Wife (Or Girlfriend) Only Wants You

Why Your Wife (Or Girfriend) Only Wants You

‘A one-man woman’ the phrase goes . . . Well research has shown that this may be scientifically true. Remember Phoebe from Friends and her mate-for-life lobsters? Most women’s libidos are loyal as the tasty red crustaceans (just mind the pincers!) Here are 11 reasons why you really are her lobster . . .

  1. Your Wife: Born Faithful– Ladies are genuinely more likely to be looking for their lobster, and no one else. Why? One reason is that women are broadly exposed to less testosterone in the womb. Scientific research has found that this is a significant reason why women are more inclined to be faithful. Once she’s yours, you’re hers.
  1. She Is Chemically Hooked – Your unique scent – and that means YOU not your favorite aftershave – is full of pheromones like androstanol, which indicates testosterone levels and she finds this powerfully attractive. She can literally smell your manliness! Your wife craves you.
  1. You’re Her Destiny – Throughout the few past decades, surveys have found that women score consistently higher for a belief in true romantic destiny. When she says you’re The One, she really believes it.
  1. Her Master’s Voice – No, not a sexist joke, just a reference to the fact that experiments in the 1950s showed that over 92% of women have an aroused physiological response – raised pulse, dilated pupils, etc – when listening to recordings of their partner’s voice. So speak up, she is listening.
  1. An Intimate Connection – Women typically rate emotional and sexual intimacy very highly and need both to be happy. Once she has established those with you, her man, then she has hit the love jackpot. Kaching!
  1. All In Her Hands – Those clever folk at Oxford University have made an unexpected discovery. Ladies who have slightly longer index fingers in proportion to the ring fingers were less testosterone-exposed before birth and are more naturally monogamous (plus they give great piano serenades).

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  1. She Loves Your Cuddles – Heard of oxytocin? It is a powerful hormone, sometimes known as the ‘cuddle hormone’. Every time you hug or kiss your partner, the levels soar and it promotes pair bonding. Get a-kissing and a-hugging – it really works!
  1. You’re Always On Her Mind – Eminent psychiatrists around the world have proven that women are pre-programmed to form deep psychological bonds with their partner which generally grow stronger with time and are non-transferable. Basically, only YOU will do.
  1. Your Wife Is Naughty Too – Men sometimes get accused of having ‘one-track minds’. Well listen up, sex is on her mind too. Women have been found to think about sex on average 34 times per day when they are at work. Her daydreams tend to be partner-specific too, which means she thinks about getting it on with you much more than you might realize!
  1. Blow Her Mind – You’ve heard the (true) saying that the biggest sexual organ is the brain. Well, all the little things you do to her and with her add up to a whole world of lovin’ messaging firing around the universe of neurons that is her grey matter. In other words: your relationship effectively blows her mind and then fine-tunes it to YOU!
  1. You Make Her Feel Sexy – For women, there is nothing sexier than feeling secure in where you are and who you are with. In an intimate long-term relationship or marriage, she gets just that kind of security. And that is when she can cut loose. One way to show her that you are here for the long run? Send her a year (or more) of luxury lingerie, creating a pattern of monthly date nights guaranteed to make her feel sexy, cared-for and therefore . . . utterly able to go wild.

See? We told you it was all good: when your lady loves you, she means it heart, mind, body and soul. That’s pretty amazing. What are you waiting for? Enjoy – for her, it’s all about YOU!

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Maison Close Lingerie Brand Spotlight

Maison Close: A Decidedly French Approach To Lingerie

With Maison Close lingerie, we venture into a decidedly French approach to seduction. Founded in 2006 by Nicolas Busnel, aka Monsieur le Francais, the brand plays with the notions of secrecy and revelation, aiming to reconceive nudity through innovative and erotic lingerie design.

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While never overtly showy, there is always just a hint of naughtiness in Maison Close’s refined lingerie pieces. The house is also known for their luxurious boudoir accessories, including cuffs, masks, and fans.

Why [ENCLOSED] Loves Maison Close Lingerie

Here at Enclosed we seek out lingerie designers that truly understand how to make even the tiniest, most intricate pair of panties work. We love Maison Close knickers for their sublime high-tech fabrics and careful, elegant finishing. As they say, the devil is in the details . . .

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Wearing Maison Close can only be described as an experience similar to entering into a hidden world through a secret door. So go ahead, and don’t be afraid if you get carried away by it all . . .maison close black lace g string

Featured Maison Close Lingerie At [ENCLOSED]

With so many enticing Maison Close lingerie collections to choose from, how will we ever decide what to wear? Pure Tentation (Pure Temptation) is a sleek minimalist collection made entirely of oh-so-sheer black micro mesh, featuring utterly tempting ouvert boyshorts and bikinis. Chambre de Secrets (Bedroom Secrets) turns the kink up a notch with itty bitty g-strings and garter belts made of the softest faux leather.

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10% Off Maison Close Panties When You Buy [ENCLOSED]

Use the code MAISONCLOSE10 by Sunday, August 30 to get 10% off any order, and we’ll include a Maison Close style for your first month. Or any time you want these knickers, simply leave us a note in the “Special Requests” section during checkout to request a Maison Close panty in your subscription. Tres chic, Monsieur, if we do say so ourselves.

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San Francisco Date Night Ideas for Couples

Everyone promises each other monthly dates but going out to dinner every time just is not cutting it anymore. We have come up with a full proof calendar of different date ideas for every month in our favorite city by the bay: San Francisco.

Since Enclosed is a monthly gift company, we have paired each date with the perfect gift idea for an element of surprise.

January Date Idea: Putt Your Way Into Her Heart


Take refuge from the San Francisco wind and fog at Urban Putt, an indoor mini golf course. After a day of hitting balls alongside the miniature Painted Ladies or past the giant skull at the Dia de los Muertos hole, the second-floor restaurant is the perfect place to grab a bite to eat. Compare each other’s score cards over Seared Dayboat Scallops and Fried Chicken & Waffle Skewers . . . not your average golf course food.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Buy personalized golf balls that you and your date can play with. You can add pictures or maybe a cheeky phrase . . .

February Date Night Idea: Top Marks for Glamour

There is nothing more breathe taking than your own exquisite city and the views it has to offer. The Mark Hopkins is one of the most iconic hotels in San Francisco. On the 19th floor is the Top of the Mark where you can enjoy a cocktail where stars of the 1930’s also used to drink.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Give her a pair of diamond earrings to match the ambiance of the Old Hollywood theme at Top of the Rock. (And cubic zirconias are okay too!)

March Date Night Idea: She’ll Be Bowled Over

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Relive your high school dating days at the bowling alley, only this time you will not be breaking curfew. Head over to the Presidio for a late night game of glow in the dark bowling. Strikes and spares should only ever be played with this much neon.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: To enhance to atmosphere, grab some glow sticks that you and your partner can wear. Even in the dark, you will be able to spot each other from alleys away and wear them all night long, even with nothing at all . . .

April Date Idea: Luxurious San Francisco Views

Cavallo Point Spa San Francisco Date
There is nothing like the feeling of being relaxing next to your loved one. The Cavallo Point Spa looks out to the Golden Gate Bridge, the second best view behind to the person lying on the massage table next to you.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Top off this extravagant date by purchasing a piece of art from Cavallo’s own gallery.

May Date Idea: Couples Exploration

Learn about chemistry of light and also the chemistry with each other over a glass of wine at the Exploratorium. Check out this usually kids museum every Thursday night for their “after dark” events just for adults.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: With hundreds of kids through the museum during the day, a bottle of fresh scented hand sanitizer is a must for a gift before this date. This way both of you can explore the exhibits (and each other) as much as you want, without any germophobia worries.

June Date Idea: Play Horsey

Horse back ride SF Beach DateEnjoy a scenic, guided horseback ride down San Francisco’s Ocean Beach, near Fort Funsion. It’s the perfect way to finally meet your friendly sea lion, sea bird, and whale neighbors.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Horseback riding calls for a saucy riding crop. And no this is not intended for the horse . . .

July Date Idea: San Francisco Stow Away

Stow Lake SF Date ideaThe middle of summer is cause for celebrating the great outdoors. In the midst of the concrete jungle, Stow Lake is a great option for a little fresh air. Rent a boat for a romantic afternoon then head on over for a day with nature.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Put together a gift basket of sunscreen, hats, sunglasses and aloe vera (just in case). Don’t forget to help your date lather up the sunscreen.

August Date Night Idea: Do It Like Animals

 

Experience the zoo in a whole new light – twilight. Go on a nocturnal safari to get up close and personal with the animals of the night. Then spend the night under the stars, next to your loved one.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Now is the time to invest in the ultimate couples cuddle machine. Purchase a doubles sleeping bag so you can keep each other warm in this jungle of a date.

September Date Night: San Francisco Mile High Club

Seaplane tour SF Date NightAny San Franciscan knows that summer heat takes off in September and October. Celebrate by taking your loved one on the ride of their life with Seaplane Adventure. Toast each other with a glass of champagne, against the sunset of San Francisco in your private plane.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Nothing says flying like a pair of aviators. Buy you and your date matching pair of aviators to get you in the mood for a flight above the city.

October Date Idea: Pasties & Thigh-Highs

 

Operas and symphonies? Snooze. You and your partner will sure to love Hubba revue’s burlesque show. Learn some moves from the performers as they strip down to their pasties.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Stalk up on local coffee and Alka-Seltzer to cure the Hubba revue induced hangover.

November Date Idea: Adult Bouncy House

Trampoline Date Night San FranciscoKick off your shoes and get ready to . . . jump! House of Air, located in the Presidio, is an indoor trampoline park that brings out the little kid in you. Be prepared for a lot of falling, catching each other, and rolling around.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Continue the kids part and have cupcakes and lots of icing everywhere . . . together

December Date Night Idea: Arouse the Senses

 

A dinner to awaken the senses. Center the night on celebrating some of the two most popular aphrodisiac foods: oysters and chocolate. Head over to Hog Island Oyster Co. and celebrate the beautiful bay you live by with some oysters and other fresh shellfish. For dessert, indulge in chocolate, our second favorite aphrodisiac, with gourmet chocolate at Sixth Course. You and your partner will definitely be in a good mood tonight.

SF Gift Pairing Idea: Top the date off with a subscription from Enclosed from the most luxurious lingerie company in San Francisco. You can opt to have the first box delivered to you and the rest of the subscription delivered to her. The perfect option so you can personally hand deliver the first box and see that surprised look on her face.

Internship With Enclosed

We have an opening for a part-time intern at our San Francisco office! The internship starts late August/early September and lasts through the end of December 2015.

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Nature Of Internship

The emphasis will be upon all areas of marketing. We may also cover sales, operations and finance. The founder is an experienced marketer. Therefore, she is looking for people to truly collaborate with her in researching and developing the go-to-market strategy and marketing implementation for Enclosed. Specific activities include:

  • Market research.
  • Developing, implementing and optimizing online advertising.
  • Press list development and outreach. Researching relevant sites, journalists, bloggers and influencers in key categories such as men’s lifestyle, gift-giving, women’s lifestyle and more.
  • Developing pitch stories based around the different consumer segments we are targeting.
  • Design: For web and print (primarily the former).
  • Website work (writing, optimizing).
  • Developing social media strategy, promotions and posts (Twitter, Pinterest, FB, YouTube etc.) to support the specific social media objectives as well as the overall marketing roll-out.
  • Startup operations: Understanding customer demand, fulfillment, vendor relations.

Requirements

We are less interested in filling a specific position than finding the right people, so want to know what you want.

  • Strong research skills, especially the ability to capture critical details for research
  • subject matter.
  • Strong writing skills and ability to adopt the “voice” of Enclosed.
  • Knowledge of excel extremely helpful.
  • Photography, video, or graphic design skills would be terrific, but not required.
  • Interested in E-commerce start-up marketing
  • Must be living in San Francisco or within commuting distance of San Francisco Dogpatch neighborhood. We are located near the T Muni line.

Applications

To be considered for the positions, please submit your resume as well as a cover letter stating why you think you would be a good fit for this role to info@theenclosed.com. Please review the website and social media before applying.We are less interested in filling a specific position than finding the right people, so want to know what you want.

About Enclosed

Enclosed is a high-end lingerie gift offering catering to men who want to give their wives and girlfriends something decidedly different—beautiful panties.