Valentine Gift Ideas From Tinder-Date To Total Commitment: Every Stage Of A Relationship

Valentine Gift Ideas For Every Stage Of Your Relationship

Valentine’s Day is considered the most romantic holiday of the year. It can also be the most stressful depending on what stage of a relationship you’re in. Many men are puzzled as to what to get their wife or girlfriend. So what makes something a good Valentine’s Day gift idea? You need a gift that lasts a little longer than roses, but you also don’t want to go overboard because let’s face it – you’re not cupid, nor should you pretend to be. Worry no more; we at Enclosed are here to provide some Valentine’s Day gift ideas – whether you’re in a new relationship, or have been married ten years.

Valentine Gift Ideas For The New Relationship: First Tinder Date On Valentine’s Day – A Rose By Any Other Name . . .

You get a match on Tinder and decide to have your first date on Valentine’s Day. You’re probably thinking, “Oh no, what do I do about Valentine’s Day? I barely know the person, and I don’t want to come off too desperate.” The answer is simple – just give her a single rose! It’s not too heavy of a commitment but it shows that you are sweet. You’ll definitely score some points in your new relationship with this Valentine’s Day gift idea!

Valentine Gift Ideas For The New Relationship: Less Than A Month, Sweets for Your Sweetheart

gift idea for girlfriend valentine dayYou’ve gone on a few dates but it’s still a new relationship. Nothing terribly serious yet, but Valentine’s Day looms. You still don’t want to appear too desperate or you might scare her off. Enclosed recommends that you get your new gal something sweet. La Maison Du Chocolat is an elegant, classy Valentine gift idea and far from your usual drugstore chocolates.

Valentine Ideas For The New Relationship: Dating A Few Months, Surprise Her With Sexy Knickers

panty monthly gift packagingSo you’re in this relationship for a few months now but you still need some Valentine gift ideas? We’ve got two approaches to Valentine gift ideas early in the relationship.  If you are already sleeping together, we recommend one month of our luxury lingerie subscription service, Enclosed. It’s sexy but not presumptuous.

candle gift idea valentine day ideaIf you are not yet wrinkling the sheets, then you can’t go wrong with a beautiful, but not cheap, scented candle from Diptyque Paris. It’s the perfect Valentine’s Day gift idea to set the right mood for a romantic evening, but again, not too far on the sexy-spectrum.

Valentine Gift Ideas For The New Relationship: Six Months, Surprise Her With A Lingerie Subscription Or A Classy Fragrance

three month panty subscription boxesWhat if you are six months into a new relationship and you want a Valentine’s Day gift idea that shows that you are sticking around for the long haul? Enclosed recommends that you give her our Season of Luxe lingerie subscription: three months of classy knickers delivered to her door. And she will think of you every time she wears them.

valentine gift idea CologneWhat if you’re not ready to show too much commitment? Enclosed recommends this perfume from Joe Malone called Nectarine Blossom & Honey. With this Valentine’s Day gift idea, you’re only a spritz away from setting the mood for an amorous evening.

Valentine Gift Idea For The New Relationship: One Year, Make It Easy With Jewelry

You and your lovely one have been in the relationship for one whole year, but you still don’t have a good Valentine’s Day gift idea. A man can never go wrong with a tasteful piece of jewelry. You get to choose how much to spend, and what to get her. It might be expected, but it still is a timeless, tried-and-true way to make you the hero of Valentine’s Day one year into a new relationship.

Valentine Gift Idea For The New Relationship Stage: Newly Engaged, And Engraved Into Your Hearts

It’s your first Valentine’s Day as a newly engaged man and you’re puzzled on a good Valentine’s Day gift idea for this new stage of your relationship. We recommend that you get your fiancée something engraved with their name, the date you got engaged, or even you can go further and get the exact longitude and latitude of the location where you asked her. This Valentine’s gift idea will not only set the stage for this holiday, but also for the special day when you both approach the altar.

Valentine Gift Idea For The New Relationship Stage: Newly Married, But Kinky In The Sheets

red valentine gift idea lingerieYou and wife just recently said your “I do’s” and now you can’t figure out a Valentine gift idea for your wife. We recommend that you keep it sexy, and buy your significant other a year-long lingerie subscription to Enclosed. Add a bit of spiciness by also including the Red Hot Sundae Set.

Valentine Gift Idea For The Relationship Stage: Married One Year, Go Literary

erotic book valentine gift ideaIt’s been a year now since your wedding and you can’t decide on a Valentine’s gift idea for your wife. For this stage of the relationship, Enclosed recommends going literary. Perhaps, Anais Nin’s book, “Henry and June: From ‘A Journal of Love,’ –The Unexpurgated Diary of Anais Nin.” This sensual book explores the erotic adventures of two of the literary greats – a Valentine gift idea that is sure to spice up the kinkiness in your relationship in an oh-so-classy way.

Valentine Gift Idea For The Relationship Stage: Married 3+ Years . . . Cheers To The Both Of You

wine subscription valentine gift ideaYou’ve been married a few years, but need a taste of something different this Valentine’s. Why not indulge in a wine subscription from Splash Wines that you can enjoy together? This Valentine’s gift idea is an elegant way of ordering wine online, where you and significant other will be sent a vetted selection of fine wines hand-selected to your specifications and regional preferences.

Valentine Gift Idea For The Relationship Stage: Trying To Get Pregnant, Perhaps Panties Will Help?

red lace xxx back valentine ouvert pantiesYou and your spouse are trying to start a family but need a good Valentine’s Day gift idea to spice up the process. Enclosed recommends that you get our ultra sexy panties with easy access. This will make her feel sexy, and it will also make trying to get pregnant, and your relationship, a lot more fun.

Valentine Gift Idea For The Relationship Stage: Rocky Marriage, Win Her Back By Making It About Her

flyboy naturals rose petals valentine gift ideaUh Oh! Your marriage is on the craggy surface of a coral reef and you want to win your relationship back with a great Valentine’s Day gift idea, but are desperate for some advice. This holiday you should make it about HER. The best way to do that is to have a rose petal bath waiting for her when she gets home. By showering her with decadent red rose petals you can start down the path to redemption this Valentine’s Day. Order your petals from Flyboy Naturals – they come freeze-dried so they retain their natural fragrance and color.

Valentine Gift Idea For The Relationship Stage: She Is Pregnant And Beautiful, Too

Congratulations! You and your wife are expecting a baby, but what you weren’t expecting is that would also have to come up with a good Valentine’s Day gift idea. For both your wife and your bundle of joy, Enclosed recommends that you get her a pregnancy photo shoot to make her feel beautiful. This Valentine’s Day gift idea shows that even when she may not feel her most sexy, you think she could not be more stunning.

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Not Just Knickers: Enclosed Launches New Lingerie Offerings

Enclosed Now Delivers Bodysuits, Nighties & Other Romantic Gift Offerings

San Francisco, California. January 2017

Enclosed, the world’s finest subscription lingerie business, now offers a new range of bodywear including nighties, teddies, robes and other lingerie sets. While the core offering of a luxury knicker delivered monthly is still the mainstay of the business, these new offerings broaden the options for the gift-buying customer.

Valentine’s Gifts That Delight: Love That Lasts All Year

Enclosed launches these new offerings in time for Valentine’s Day, so that their customers can delight their gift recipient with something truly extraordinary, but keep the romance of Valentine’s alive all year long with the ongoing knicker subscription. Founder and Chief Knicker Officer, Antonia Townsend described the new offerings as “the perfect way to delight the lady in your life on Valentine’ Day, but still demonstrate your ongoing commitment with the arrival of monthly knicker delights.”

An Unwavering Focus On Romantic Gifts

Enclosed’s focus remains on lingerie gifts that are romantic, fun, and come with a 100% fit guarantee. With the addition of these new gift lingerie offerings. Enclosed can give its customers a greater range of options and new ways to delight their loved ones.

Teddies, Nighties, Robes & More . . .

The new offerings, found at http://www.theenclosed.com/body/ change weekly, and range in price from $69 to $199. Valentine offerings include pieces by Playful Promises, Jolidon, Mimi Holliday, Bluebella and Maison Close, and all come in a keepsake box with real rose petals.

Making The Gift Giver Look Like A Valentine Hero

Founder and Chief Knicker Officer, Antonia Townsend added, “Our aim is to make the gift giver in the relationship look like a super-cupid to the woman he or she loves. We want him to look like a hero for coming up with such an amazing Valentine gift, and then continue to blow her away a gift that keeps on giving month after month.” As one customer, Jodi Vuchetich, attested, “Celebrating Valentine’s Day Every month!! Love it!!”

About Enclosed

Launched in November of 2013, based in San Francisco, Enclosed is the world’s finest lingerie of subscription club. Under the leadership of our founder, Antonia Townsend, we’ve reached 10,000+ customers all over the world. Our flagship offering is an ultra-high-end panty subscription whereby a gentleman can spend $55 to $549 to send one or more months of custom-curated panty gifts. Ultimately, we aim to become the single-source destination men to find romantic gifts for the woman he loves.

Veterans & Military Discounts

Veteran’s Day is just around the corner (November 11th) and Enclosed has decided to give back to Armed Forces in more ways than one. This November, alongside our #MilitaryLoveEnclosed campaign, we have decided to offer a Veteran’s Day Discount to retired personnel and veterans. (Note, we always offer an active military service discount.) Contact us and we will send you a code to enter at checkout for a discount off any order.

support military testimonialOn November 11th, 1919, President Woodrow Wilson proclaimed the day Armistice Day; 35 years later it was changed to Veteran’s Day, a legal holiday honouring veterans of all wars. We are eternally grateful to the sacrifices made by the Armed Forces everywhere, and we want to show our gratitude.

Learn more about our #MilitaryLoveEnclosed campaign that benefits military families around the country.

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Sexy Plus Size Underwear Gift Options

Sexy Plus Size Underwear Now Available

Here at [Enclosed], we strongly believe beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Everyone deserves a pretty pair of underwear that will make them look and feel their best. We are pleased to announce that we’re expanding our service to include XXL (also known as 2X). This means our underwear now goes to approximately women’s size 16/18.

plus size panties now availableIf you or the woman you are shopping for is in this size range, we’d love to invite her to be one of our first customers in this new offering. Starting November 22nd, the XXL option will be available to select during checkout. If you place your order before then, simply note “XXL” in “Special Requests” and we’ll be sure to size your order accordingly.

Keep in mind we have just added this feature so the selection is limited. But not to worry, more underwear will be coming in the near future – and you will be the first to know.

We hope you will be pleased with our selections!

The Knicker Ladies

11 Ways To Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Special

So, your wife finally has a little bun in her oven and you two couldn’t be happier. Pregnancy has been proven to reinforce relationships, but she might need some extra help feeling the love. Keep on reading for eleven ways to make your wife feel special during her pregnancy. As they say, happy wife, happy life.

1. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Beautiful: Compliment Her

This seems so simple, but the best things usually are. Your pregnant wife might start to feel insecure as her body goes through changes, and reassuring her the best you can will do wonders for her self-confidence. Telling her you find her beautiful and that her figure is more attractive than ever is a sure-fire way to bring a smile to her face.

2. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Sexy: Get Her Pretty Lingerie

pregnant wife undiesHere at Enclosed we are firm believers in the beneficial powers of a pretty pair of panties, especially if they can boost a woman’s feeling of self-worth. And there is no time when a woman needs that more than when she is pregnant. We’ve spoken to dozens of pregnant women about what they want in underwear; and the responses were clear. Pregnant women don’t just want ugly granny-panties, they still want to feel beautiful. And pregnancy panties can be sexy. So to treat your baby mama to something special, surprise her with a sexy subscription to the world’s finest lingerie club . . . 

If you need a little help choosing what to get her, at Enclosed we are experts in the matter: every month we get fathers-to-be telling us their wives are so-and-so months pregnant, and we carefully select what we know will look and fit them best. Just mention that she is pregnant under “special requests” during checkout, and we’ll take care of all the rest.

Note, buying her bras will be more trouble than it’s worth: not only will her breasts grow every month, but they are also much more sensitive, which means she needs firm support.

3. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Treasured: Take Her Out

Your wife might feel a little slow as the trimesters pass, but taking her out on dates will not only get you two moving but it is an opportunity for you to show her off. Whether you decide to treat her to a fancy restaurant or just a simple movie date, be affectionate in public (without crossing a line—tacky). She will be happy you are proud of her, in all her big-bellied glory.

4. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Fresh: Take Her Shopping

It is frustrating for anyone to realize that their favorite jeans or t-shirt fits a little too snug. Make her feel brand-new by shopping for clothes, and note, this does not have to be maternity clothes, but just for outfits that compliment her new curves.  Take a look at Séraphine for a start.

5. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Heard: Listen To Her

Hopefully this is something you already do, but it should be accentuated during her pregnancy. Your wife is going through a life changing experience that affects mind, body and soul. She will need to evacuate her feelings, whether it be fears, concerns or worries. Listen to her with compassion.

6. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Young: Flirt With Her In Public

pregnant wife underwearKeeping things light and sexy during a “serious” time will take off the edge and overall instill a sense of playfulness in your relationship. So go ahead and flirt like when you had just met, it will make every moment together feel more special.

7. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Carefree: Reassure Her

Being pregnant is scary. Even though you can be there for her every day, she is still the one carrying a child and that is nerve-racking in itself. Listen to her worries of course, but reassure her. If she is concerned about an aspect of her pregnancy, buy some books and find reassuring facts. Books we definitely recommend are The Expectant Father, Your Pregnancy For The Father To Be, and Dude, You’re Gonna Be A Dad! Make her worries your own and whatever happens, always remind her that you are in this with her.

8. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Attended To: Be Involved

Being emotionally there for your pregnant wife is a given, but your actual presence matters just as much. Go to every doctor’s appointment, try to spend as much time as you can at home and check in often. You might be busy at work but set some time aside for her and her belly: after all, you only have nine months.

9. Make Your Wife Feel Sensible: Be Tactful

Choosing your words carefully around your pregnant wife is crucial to making her feel special. Pregnant women do have a surplus of hormones which can make them feel overly emotional or sensitive at times, which is why you need to make sure the compliments you make her are genuine. Be careful about teasing her on sensitive subjects, she might have laughed with you pre-pregnancy but it might backfire on you now.

10. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Wanted: Seduce Her

thong on pregnant womanContrary to popular belief, a pregnancy is not synonymous with nine months without sex. Your pregnant wife’s hormones are a bit all over the place which means her libido might go way up (or way down.) If she is in the mood, (and with permission from her doctor), don’t be shy to make a move. She will be thrilled you find her new curvy body arousing, so prepare for a mind-blowing night (or day) of sex.

11. Make Your Pregnant Wife Feel Cherished: Enjoy The Present

Enjoy time with your pregnant wife before the baby arrives because once the little bun comes out of the oven, nothing will ever be the same. Try to not think of your wife’s pregnancy as a countdown but rather as a journey that you are taking together. Remind her often about how happy you are she is carrying your child and cherish the special bond you now have.

Comment and Win A Free Month Of Undies

Leave a comment below telling us what helped you through your pregnancy (moms and dads both welcome to comment) and you might win a free month of Enclosed . . .

16 Best Sex-Positive Podcasts

Sex Podcasts You Need To Hear

Getting bored with the same old podcasts you always listen to? Or simply looking for new ones? The knicker ladies at [ENCLOSED] have compiled a saucy list of the best sex podcasts that will definitely liven your morning commute. From sex advice to hilarious ‘hook up’ stories, these podcasts are definitely NSFW—but oh so cheeky. Listen without moderation.

Your Favorite Sex Podcasts

Do you have any favorite sex podcasts we might have missed? Share the love and tell us in the comments below . . .

sex podcast: Polyamory Weekly

Polyamory Weekly

Cunning Minx, a poly sex-positive educator, hosts Polyamory Weekly, a sex podcast show that delves deep into the realms of polyamorous relationships.

Guys We Fucked sex podcast

Guys We F****d

This sex podcast is a candid, comedic look at the sexual trysts of two friends in the prime of life. These unabashedly honest, sex-positive ladies dish out some hilarious, yet informative advice.

Sex Out Loud sex podcast

Sex Out Loud

This sex podcast is hosted by the sex-positive activist and educator Tristan Taormino. She gets down to the nitty gritty, all the things you’ve wanted to know but never dared to ask.

Modern Love sex podcast

Modern Love

 For those less interested in the nitty gritty sex talk, a New York Times heartfelt, sex podcast narrated by famed actors and musicians.

sex podcast: Savage Lovecast

Savage Lovecast

Possibly the most well-renown of all sex-positive advice podcasts, Dan Savage’s Savage Lovecast show gives listeners a chance to get their sex questions answered.

sex podcast: Seven Minutes in Heaven with Kira Sabin

Seven Minutes In Heaven With Kira Sabin

Strapped for time? Kira Sabin packs in a whole lot of valuable relationship advice on her seven-minute, sex positive podcast show.

Carnalcopia sex podcast

Carnalcopia

This podcast is hosted by Ashley Manta and Katie Mack, friends and sex-positive enthusiasts. Ashley, a sex educator, guides Katie, a sex-postive newbie, through a learning journey about sexuality and relationships.

Sex with Emily sex podcast

Sex With Emily

Dr. Emily Morse doles out straight-forward yet unintimidating sex-positive advice on her sex podcast with guest speakers, including porn stars and notable figures in the sex advice field.

Why Are People Into That? sex podcast

Why Are People Into That?

Hosted by sex worker Tina Horn. In each monthly sex podcast episode, Tina delves into a specific fetish to ask the titular question.

Whorecast sex podcast

The Whorecast

Hosted by Siouxie Q, this sex podcast aims to humanize sex workers by broadcasting their stories. As a former member of the sex work industry, her own perspective adds a unique twist.

Lunch with Legs sex podcast

Lunch With Legs

This sex-positive podcast is hosted by a burlesque dancer, who gives listeners an inside view of the NYC sexpert and performer scene.

People of Kink sex podcast

The People Of Kink

Curious to get kinky and learn about BDSM? In each sex-positive podcast episode The People of Kink explores an indiviual’s journey into the realms of the dark side. Even if you’re not too keen on the whole fetish concept, this sex podcast is still an intriguing listen.

Kinsey Confidential sex podcast

Kinsey Confidential

Dr. Debby Herbenick, Associate Director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University, provides an educator’s perspective through sex-positive Q&As on her podcast.

sex podcast: Loveline

Loveline

Dr. Drew and “Psycho” Mike Catherwood host this informative sex podcast show about everything sex-related from medical issues like STDs to emotional problems. The two men provide a good balance of humor and weightiness.

News Whore sex podcast

News Whore

Looking for something on the silly side? Mandy Stadtmiller, New York City based writer and comedian, dishes out the new on her sex podcast News Whore. The podcast features amazing guest appearances from the likes of 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander and author Jerry Stahl.

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All apologies accepted with the luxurious gift of undies.

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Help her feel gorgeous in sexy undies during the worst of times.

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Luxe undies . . . because why not?

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Bask in the romance (with undies).

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The United States Of Knickers

Curious to know the most popular panty style in your state? This month, the luxury lingerie subscription company Enclosed compiled and analyzed data from over 6,000 respondents to answer this question. The Enclosed infographic reveals each state’s most popular style of panties (or knickers, as Enclosed prefers to call them). The infographic also reports the states with the kinkiest and most conservative knicker cut preferences.

The United States of Knickers

Enclosed Launches Infographic Revealing The Favorite Panty Style Of Each State

Read on for more information on the infographic and its methodology.

The Bare-All Findings

The Enclosed team found thongs to be the overwhelming favorite knicker style across almost all states. However, a few opted for the sweet, sexy boyshort. These states include Arkansas, Delaware, Indiana, Missouri, North Dakota, Hawaii and Maine. Only Vermont preferred the tanga, a cheeky cut with less coverage than the bikini. As for the kinkiest state? Read on . . .

The Kinkiest State

Who would have guessed that Utah, the Beehive state, is the most likely to request the “clandestine” style knicker? The clandestine cut includes seriously-sexy styles such as crotchless, backless and other revealing styles. The runners up for kinkiest state include Armed Forces (in various locations worldwide), Mississippi and Kansas.

The Most Conservative State

Rhode Island came in first as most likely to request our more conservative styles. This includes bikini cut, which is a classic style with ample backside coverage. The runners up for this category include Indiana, Michigan and Kentucky.

Fabulous Knicker Facts

The Enclosed data revealed other knicker tidbits surrounding customers’ special requests. Texans most frequently explicitly request purple knickers. The southeast states’ customers, from Virginia to Florida, are the most likely to send us a special request to “avoid pink” knickers.

Other Tantalizing Tidbits

The Midwest prefers their knickers with side-ties. Illinoisan customers are the likely to request garters. New Jerseyans are the most likely to request bow-back knickers. On the contrary, the state most likely to ask us to avoid frilly or bow-backs is Washington. Lastly, Missourians are the most likely to special request teddies.

The Methodology Behind The Infographic

The Enclosed team gathered the data from over 6,000 customers and crunched the numbers to reveal findings about the styles as well as the buyer’s special requests. Data was gathered over 2015 and 2016, using only customers in the U.S.A.

Creative Romantic Ideas ~ Wife Edition

The Perfect Gift Ideas For Your Lovely Wife

Struggling to find the perfect creative gift idea for your wife? Whether you are an apple pie American man, or a more sensitive type, this wide selection has got you covered. She deserves the best and we’re here to help! We’ve searched far and wide to choose the most creative and romantic gifts ideas for your unique woman.

For The Outdoorsy Gal: Romantic Getaway

Want to rough it up in the wilderness? Go for a creative romantic glamping (short for ‘glam camping’) trip with your wife! Experience the outdoors from the comfort of a cushy cabin (or Airstream trailer!) complete with luxurious amenities. Sounds like the perfect way to travel to us.

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For The Self-Avowed Foodie: Creative Chocolate

Is she obsessed with all things food-related, from cooking up a storm to indulging in sweet treats every now and then? Give your wife a romantic confection of chocolate creatively concocted with top-of-the-line technology.

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For The Workout Addict: The Gift Of Exercise

Ready to get those endorphins pumping with the creative gift idea of a couples exercise class? Celebrate your marriage with a romantic, hot workout. (Or, more of a motorcycle guy?)

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For The Spa Girl: Romantic Day Of Relaxation

Your wife just needs a day off to relax every once in a while. Send her to the spa for a day of primping and pampering. Here’s an even better idea. Make the gift a romantic spa date and treat yourself, too!

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For The Artsy Woman: Creative Pottery

Get those creative juices flowing at a couple’s pottery class. Take home a beautiful custom pottery piece that will remind your wife of your romantic love every single day.

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For The New Mom: Gift Of Easy Shopping

Trying to find the perfect creative gift idea for your baby mommy? A shopping cart hammock for the little one will allow your wife to shop with ease. Even if you can’t be there to assist her with day-to-day shopping, your gift will ensure that baby will stay secured and safe so momma can get her shop on. And if she is pregnant, we have you covered.

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For The Book Worm: Cozy And Creative Novels

Does your woman prefer the idea of a romantic, cozy night reading to a night out on the town? Make her happy with the creative gift of a monthly book club subscription. Your wife will be thrilled every month to receive a new piece to add to her collection.

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For The Wine Lover: A Romantic Treat

If your love is enthralled by every finer thing in life, like indulging in a glass of wine or bowl of ice cream, try gifting her the creative combination of both treats – wine ice cream! You know exactly how to spoil your wife and she’ll adore the romantic idea.

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For The Workaholic: A Creative Contraption

Is it a challenge to get your love to put down the device and step back from her work obligations? Get her a creative gift that would help her during the daily grind, like a phone sanitizer. Protect your wife from the nasty germs on her precious device.

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A Romantic Gift For All Of The Above

If you want the ultimate creative, romantic gift idea for your wife choose Enclosed, the world’s most luxurious panty-of-the-month club. You choose the knicker styles and colors, and we do the rest to ensure that she’ll receive the perfect gift.

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The DEFINITIVE list of all PANTY Quotes in Orange is the New Black

Panties, Panties, Panties

[Enclosed] loves panties. Orange is the New Black has a storyline about panties. Naturally, [Enclosed] loves Orange is the New Black.

We all know that for the past two seasons of Orange is the New Black, Piper’s illegal panty business has been smuggling inmates’ used panties out of Litchfield Penitentiary and into the black market. If you haven’t watched the series yet, (woops!) major spoiler alert! In Season 3, Whispers, an intimate apparel company, employs Piper and several other inmates to make lingerie for their company within the prison. Piper eventually develops the idea for fellow inmates to wear stolen underwear from Whispers and sell them online for cash. The drama surrounding her panty escapades gets even in juicier Season 4 when other inmates start their own illegal panty business… 

Of course, [Enclosed] being a panty business itself, just HAD to do a post dedicated to all things panties in Orange is the New Black. After all, all panties are panties–illegal, smuggled, stolen.. or NOT.

 

The ultimate list of all PANTY quotes in Seasons 3 & 4 of OITNB

Test yourself to see how well you know these quotes (Who, what, when, where, why?!) Also… in no particular order–since all panties are created equal.

  1. Today’d panty smuggler, tomorrow’s Fortune 500. Sisters are doing it for themselves.
  2. We have captive women, and we have underwear.

  3. You jacked my panties, I jack your girls.

  4. Anyway I thought you should know, I saw your friend stealing scraps of panties.

  5. Somebody’s getting a little big for her panties, I think.

  6. Like, first, we was chosen by little white dude with the sneakers to sew panties for Whispers.

  7. I need your panties. What? 

  8. Bitch, you never left the Bush era, judging by all that creeping from your panties.

  9. That’s true. How much we ever gonna make off panties?

  10. You’re telling me that somebody’s making money off of dirty panties?

  11. I mean, ever since the panties dried up, we were… we were in real trouble, but babies bring luck and inspiration.

  12. I can’t walk around in my butt-bag panties and my granny bra.

  13. You see that? We making panties?

  14. Some of us girls have also been noticing panties. Why don’t you just, uh, leave the strip-searching up to us? Not the regular panties. The fancy ones from the sewing job. Slutty panties. Well, I think they’re pretty. Shouldn’t we be focusing on gang activity? Girls wearing panties sounds pretty harmless to me.

  15. Don’t you think the people buying these panties will feel weird if they knew a bunch of felons made them?

  16. This is how we get the girls to wear the panties.

  17. So, you tell me how this is gonna work. “Hi, Gerber, how do you feel about marching past security with a bunch of dirty panties shoved down your pants”

  18. You can buy dirty schoolgirl panties for, like, I don’t know, 10,000 yen.

  19. Neri is selling extra panties on the side.

  20. What you care about is that you’re illegally smuggling women’s panties out of a women’s prison.

  21. We’re selling crusty jail panties to perverts.

  22. Neri’s knock-off prison panties aren’t the problem.

  23. Forty-two pairs of beautiful, sweaty panties, painstakingly crafted over days at a time, and they don’t even make a dent in the orders.

  24. You get to make your meals partially-edible and wear panties that make your butts happy.

  25. Those saggy prison panties been depressing my cheeks.

  26. What the f*ck are you talking about? I need your panties. What? Well, I will give you the panties, but I need you to wear them. I need your vag sweat. And maybe some, um, colorless discharge. I’m starting a business selling stinky panties to perverts. 

  27. Wait, this is genius. What if the panties were flavored? Like, this girl only ate strawberries for a week.

  28. Those saggy prison panties been depressing my cheeks.

  29. Anyways, moving on, people are already asking for some very weird stuff… Huh. Like murder panties.

  30. And are those same men that would shame me not the same men that would wear my panties on their faces, inhaling deeply?”

  31. For when these men smell your panties, they are smelling your character

  32. Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world.